A man had just bought a brand-new car. It was a shiny red car with a high-quality, comfortable interior. To top that off, it could go much faster than an ordinary car. The man was showing off his new car to his friend when he saw an old man getting on a shabby-looking moped. The man laughed and said to his friend, "Wouldn’t it be fun to leave that old guy over there in the dust? You now, like show him how much better and faster this new car is than his stupid moped?" His friend agreed. So they got in the car, jammed the keys in the ignition, pulled it into drive and started going. The old man on the moped started going at the same time. The man in the car pushed down the gas pedal, and soon the car was doing 100 miles per hour. They laughed as they thought of how far they had left the old man behind. However, a few seconds later, the old man’s moped went whizzing past them. The old man waved as he passed them. "What in the name of-" the man’s friend said. "That guy’s moped is beating your brand-new car?" Angrily, the man floored the pedal, and they soon were at 150 miles per hour. That’ll teach him, the man thought as he sped along. But the old man zoomed past them yet again."That’s IT!" the man declared furiously and brought the car to a stop. The moped came to a sttp also. The man exploded out of the car. "How the heck were you going faster than me?" he asked, aggravated. The old man panted and said, "I tried to tell you, but my suspenders were caught in your car door."
lol.. keep them rolling Unity..